🖥 DESKTOP REQUIRED
Buttscoot GP needs a keyboard — arrows to scoot, home row to grapple.
Come back on a computer. Your thumbs can't butt scoot.
OSS! WELCOME TO THE
BUTTSCOOTGP
MARIO-KART RULES. SEATED-GUARD SPEEDS. NO STANDING UP.
TODAY YOU ARE SCOOTING AS…
巴柔
BUTTSCOOT
ACADEMY
✦ SCOUTING NEW TALENT…
↑ scoot · ← → steer · ↓ brake · (WASD works too)
⚠ bump a rival → GRAPPLING MATCH — A · S · D · F · G on the mat, any submission ends it
✦ CLAUDE: CHECKING…